Clients are on Twitter, and they are talking about their legal problems — and their lawyers. Marketing consultants say this is why you need to be on Twitter yourself. I’m not so sure.
Let’s take a look at what your clients are actually saying about you, first.
1. Predictably, complaining about you
why is my lawyer so dumb
— Pat Vonberg (@_Piff_) March 22, 2013
2. And calling you names
@rkellywdw I just talked to my lawyer. Or maybe he was just a 4-year old in a suit.
— Tripping Disney (@TrippingDisney) March 22, 2013
3. Discussing your own legal problems
Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.
— Paul Johnson (@mackserve_q) March 22, 2013
4. Contemplating your fee
just left my #lawyer !! excited to get things taken care of. every time I hear the clock tick all I think how much he charges an hour $$$
— Ashley Raquel Jaquez (@ashjaquez) March 22, 2013
5. Not paying you
@irwinm10 lmao. I need to oay my lawyer, buy protein, buy new shirts, buy groceries, find a serious gym paetner, find this book for class.
— ulises lopez (@ulises1_lopez) March 22, 2013
6. On their way to pay you!
Going to pay my lawyer.
— Desirae Hinds (@DesiraeHinds) March 22, 2013
7. I’ll be honest, though, I think you are charging a little much
My lawyer cost a hunnit thou nigga.
— IG: TheRealJeen (@ImaJeen_Yes) March 22, 2013
8. Nice things
— Nicole Pinedo(@nicolepinedoxo) March 22, 2013
9. Bragging about you, in fact
my lawyer threw them gloves on & beat another case
— DON DODDA (@SaintSF) March 22, 2013
10. Talking about how nice you look — and your fancy car
“@totalfratmove: Carpooling to your court date with the judge. TFM.” did this, only it was with my lawyer.. who is hot and has a bmw
— connor shepherd (@thecondor69) March 22, 2013
11. Complimenting your musical taste
You know why I trust my lawyer? Bc he showed up to the spot tonight rocking a UGK shirt. That’s why.
— NickNack (@djnack) March 17, 2013
12. Enjoying your emails
I love my lawyer. Late night & early morning emails, all about business, but all hilarious. I try to only work w/ happy people. Works 4 me.
— Sunny Anderson (@SunnyAnderson) March 16, 2013
13. Sending around your (admittedly, pretty awesome) holiday cards
The best Christmas card so far this year comes from my lawyer(!) twitpic.com/blxpip
— Ben Saunders (@polarben) December 14, 2012
14. Planning to get you high
Ima invite my lawyer to celebrate with us tonight. Lol tryna get her turnt up
— Mario P. (@600marioRR) March 22, 2013
15. Discussing plans to hire you again shortly
I payed my lawyer in crack money!
— Bryan Gomez (@chronicminds) March 22, 2013
I gin do this crime and let my lawyer beat the case
— _Henlia?(@Fruit_Loopzz) March 22, 2013