“The online country club for people with more money than time [or taste —Ed.].”

Are you so well-off that the fact of your well-offness means you can no longer relate to the riff-raff on Facebook and Twitter? Well, good news. There is a social network just for you and your similarly-well-off friends: The Netropolitan Club. For just $6,000 to join and $3,000 per year, you get to participate in what looks like a pretty mediocre user experience and a small community of people who — let’s be honest — are probably douchebags.

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