Are you one of those attorneys who frets about what to wear to court? Do you worry about whether your tie matches your shirt or your shoes match your tights? Or are you one of those attorneys who is stupefyingly bored by your court options, because really, how creative can you be with the standard lawyer palette of brown, navy, black, and black with pinstripes? If only you could hurtle yourself back in time, when courtroom dress was somehow simultaneously completely uniform and completely over the top.