From Bitter Lawyer’s awesome new series of posts: 2 Motions Unlikely to Be Granted. One of these two is real, the other is wishful thinking. (I’m guessing this is the real one. —Ed.)

If you’ve come across a hilarious motion — or there’s one you would really like to file — send it to Bitter Lawyer. Regardless, read Motions Unlikely to Be Granted on Bitter Lawyer.