But I think it’s worthwhile to point out that while it’s obvious that my love of music on vinyl has nothing to do with lawyering, it might not be obvious (amid all this fun fashion advice) that what you wear has very, very little (if anything) to do with how good a lawyer you are. And if you’re not interested in fashion, that’s just fine. Because your lawyering clothes are nothing but a uniform like any other.
Got spit shine?
I served in the military, and I’ve had other jobs that required me to wear a uniform. Uniforms serve two purposes. They are utilitarian, meaning they are the clothing that is practical for the job. My Army uniform was highly functional and durable. The one we wore every day to go eat lunch was the same one we wore when we were in the field. Similarly, people who work with their hands and get dirty wear clothes that can stand up to that abuse. Surgeons wear scrubs. It all makes sense.
But the other reason people wear uniforms is to identify them as people who do a particular job. In other words, to achieve uniformity, meaning everybody looks the same—no one is unique. The parts are interchangeable—everyone is uniform. If you can’t find the cat food at Target, you know to look for someone in khahki pants and a red shirt. Easy.
Not a clown costume, but close enough
That lawyer costume you are required to wear every day identifies you as someone who has to wear expensive, uncomfortable, impractical clothing to make you look like everyone else who has to wear the same clothes (with minor variations) so that you can be identified as educated and important professionals. Wait, that doesn’t work, since anyone can wear a suit, and lots of people do for no good reason. Why does a real estate agent wear a suit? A basketball coach? Why does my dentist wear a tie? Who knows?
And who cares? Except for the people who are into clothing as a hobby, nobody else gives a damn what brand suit you wear, or what your shirt collar style choice is. People who worry about clothes will notice only if you worry about it too. But nobody else really notices or cares (including your client) unless your shirttail is half untucked or there is a huge glob of clam dip on your tie. You’re just another suit in the crowd.
You get paid for what you know, think, say, and write. Put your focus there. Until business casual comes to the courthouse, follow Leo’s advice and buy good-quality clothing second hand (but just because it’s the smartest way to blow your money on something as silly as a lawyer costume).
(photo: man with a paper-bag over his head from Shutterstock)