I forgot to write about this when it hit Twitter the other day, but young lawyer Joseph Rakofsky’s response to the internet’s motion to dismiss his defamation lawsuit hit Twitter the other day:

I realize the idea of wading through a poorly-written, 87-page brief may not sound like fun, but this one is totally worth it. Read carefully, and you will find gems like this one, on page 67:

There are also lots of mentions of internet website blogs, an ominous-sounding Link Network conspiracy, and allegations that Scott Greenfield makes truckloads of money from Simple Justice, despite his frequent assertions to the contrary.