7 Famous Lawyers with Lower Avvo Ratings than Mine
I am awesome. You know it, I know it, and Avvo knows it. That’s why there is a big, shiny 10 next to my smiling self on my Avvo profile.
Some lawyers have over-inflated egos. They have a reputation, but it is full of hot air. Avvo knows about them, too. Here are 7 of them, from Eric Holder to Abraham Lincoln, who don’t measure up to my lawyering prowess.
Eric Holder: 9.4
Just between you and me, I don’t think the Attorney General‘s interpretation of the “public safety exception” to Miranda v. Arizona stands a very good chance once the Supreme Court gets a whiff of his not-10 Avvo rating.
Larry Tribe: 7.9
Professor Laurence Tribe may have a Wikipedia page and an impressive catalog of accomplishments, including an important role in the landmark Lawrence v. Texas and Bush v. Gore cases, but his Avvo rating is an embarrassment.
Bryan Garner: 7.2
Marcia Clark: 6.7
Walter Mondale: 6.7
The former senator and VP may get invited to speak at every function in Minnesota and many beyond its borders, but I bet he wouldn’t get so many awards if anyone saw that 6.7 when making a list of potential candidates. Although you might call his 2002 defeat by Norm Coleman (6.5) an upset, based on Avvo ratings.
Alan Dershowitz: 6.6
Abraham Lincoln: no rating
More like Abraham Loser. No rating? Give me a break. What, America’s greatest president couldn’t be bothered to add a speaking engagement besides “Gettysburg Address” (whatever that is) to boost his rating?
* Oh. You were looking for greater meaning? Look, if you want to use this post to say that Avvo is everything wrong with online marketing, go for it. I just thought it would be funny.
Because consumer ratings are here to stay, like it or not. Avvo is doing as good a job (or better) than older lawyer-rating services like Martindale-Hubbell,
which makes lawyers pay to get a rating, and keeps its rating algorithm is a big secret. Or SuperLawyers, which uses standards just as inscrutable. At least Avvo is relatively transparent about the Avvo rating. And if you want Avvo to rate you more accurately (according to its algorithm, anyway), you don’t even have to pay to claim your profile.
Oh, and since none of the lawyers above have claimed their profiles, Holder’s 9.4 is obviously way more significant than my 10. In fact, all their ratings are. I was a 6.5 before I claimed my Avvo rating a few years ago.
** Mostly dudes, I know. Many women lawyers who are as well-known as Dershowitz and Tribe are judges or public officials, which means they don’t have Avvo ratings. Or else they are just rated “No Concern” by Avvo, which isn’t any good for mockery. But, if I’ve made an egregious omission of a famous woman lawyer who has an Avvo rating lower than mine, please let me know. I will mock her accordingly.