Bobak Ha'Eri

Bobak Ha’Eri is a member of law's undercover division. When not on assignment, he occasionally dabbles in FDA regulatory issues, torts, copyrights, trademarks and well as business start-ups. He currently serves as an adjunct instructor at the University of Minnesota Law School as well as the undergraduate University Honors Program. He also enjoys writing, inventing, and finding interesting news articles.

Post image for DA Takes Case to Grand Jury, Finds Self Investigated

When a technical supervisor for the Houston Police Department discovered flaws in a popular method of breath analyzers, the District Attorney decided to try shooting the messenger. However, after presenting their case against the whistle-blower to a grand jury, the prosecutors have apparently found themselves targeted.
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If lawyers are agents for the devil, what does that make fake lawyers? Specifically, what about those con artists who prey on a vulnerable segment of the population? Poor immigrants, often in high stress situations, are finding themselves targets of unscrupulous quasi-advocates who take full advantage of their shaky (if at all existent) grasp of the English language and lack of familiarity with the American legal system.
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The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals imposed sanctions and penalties against attorneys involved in bringing forward a 9/11 Truther lawsuit, specifically for frivolous and vexatious appeals and motions. The suit, originally filed by a survivor of the Pentagon attack, accuses various U.S. leaders of conspiring to arrange the September 11 attacks. In addition to learning how hard it can be to convince a court of controversial subject matter, the lawyers discovered something more fundamental: If you’re upset that the judges on a federal circuit panel aren’t buying into your conspiracy theories, it might be wise to refrain from making bold accusations regarding their professionalism in your subsequent submissions—as it turns out, judges do read them and can be rather unamused.
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Post image for Court: “Rum Fireball” Suit May Proceed Against Bacardi

Is Bacardi 151 dangerous? A New York woman certainly thinks so after a bartender’s ill-fated fire trick caused the bottle to act like a “flamethrower” and give her second- and third-degree burns. Her suit against the overproofed rum’s manufacturer, for negligence and strict liability based on defective design, will move forward after an appellate court affirmed a decision by the trial court. At issue is whether or not the warnings and removable flame arrester are adequate given the beverage’s promotion as a tool for pyrotechnic tricks.
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Post image for Scalia: “Deep Dish Pizza” Not “Pizza”

Ever the originalist, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia decided to make a definitive ruling on the deep dish v. thin crust debate that threatens to tear the nation apart. He made to make his pronouncement deep in enemy territory, while speaking to students at the Chicago-Kent School of Law. Having previously hinted a strong preference for New York-style pizza, the justice claimed that “real” pizza is Neapolitan, which might also disqualify his favorite style.
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Post image for Linking Not Libel According to Canadian High Court

The Supreme Court of Canada ruled Wednesday that hyperlinking to defamatory material on the internet does not constitute publishing the defamatory material itself. The unanimous decision effectively shields Canadians who publish a link, as long as the linking itself does not repeat the defamatory content. It alleviates concerns that allowing suits for such links could cast a chill on internet use. While a similar protection exists in the United States, the US Surpreme Court has never ruled on the law.
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Post image for IL Case Hinges on Difference Between Terrorist Threat and Rap Lyrics

A former college student in Illinois is accused of making terrorist threats that he claims were rap lyrics. The message was found on a piece of paper inside his impounded vehicle and led to his arrest. After years of legal motions, the case is getting ready to go to trial.

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Post image for Shipper’s Mistake Leads to “Arms Smuggling” Fiasco

When a San Diego man got a job offer to work in the United Arab Emirates, he jumped at the chance. Placing his belongings into two sets of boxes, one for his new home in Abu Dhabi and the other bound for storage in California, he made the journey to his new home. Alas, the moving company switched the boxes and those that arrived in the UAE landed him in jail as an arms smuggler. The 9th Circuit agreed that a lawsuit against the company can proceed in court, avoiding arbitration.
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Post image for Drunken Dad Discovers Designated Drivers Daren’t Be 9yo Daughter

Father knows best? After spending the better part of a day drinking, a Detroit area man decided the best thing to do was have his 9-year-old daughter drive to the gas station. As he later found out, such things are illegal and frowned upon by society. A Good Samaritan called 911 and the police pulled over the disappointed daughter and her dastardly dad.
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Viacom is seeking to revive its $1 billion copyright suit against YouTube and Google. A little over a year ago a district court agreed that YouTube was protected from infringement claims because the site moved to remove infringing material swiftly as soon as it was notified, using a “safe harbor” provision under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, and granted summary judgment. Viacom sees to overturn, arguing to the Second Circuit Court of Appeals that allowing it to remain “will lead to the vast exploitation of material on the Internet.”
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