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Here are the most-read posts on Bitter Lawyer published during the work week ending on August 24, 2012. Let the reheating commence:

  1. 13 Signs You’ve Gone to the Wrong Law School
  2. Don’t Go to Law School, They Said
  3. Awesome New Lawyer Video Game!
  4. Bitter Lawyer News: Mr. Jackmeoff Mudd, Chicken Pot Pie, and the King of Crocs
  5. Caption This! (August 24, 2012)

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Bitter Lawyer has reached into the fridge and pulled out the best leftovers from last week. Or at least the most-read posts published during the work week ending on August 17, 2012. Let the reheating commence:

  1. Adderall: The Intellectual’s Steroids
  2. Watch Out for These 4 Client Comments
  3. Bitter Lawyer’s Closing Ceremony
  4. I Want to Unionize Doc Review
  5. The Illustrated Guide to the Lawyerly Arts

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  1. Top 10 Funny Judicial Quotes
  2. Law School Isn’t What Sucks About Law School
  3. Screw You and Your Legal Ethics Joke
  4. Top 5 Non-Lawyer Careers for Bitter Lawyers
  5. Read Quickly! (This Post is Likely Illegal)

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For example, things we hope never to see written about us in a court order:

Moreover, Defendant’s present counsel-of-record, Mr. [redacted] is determined to be disqualified for cause from this action for submitting this asinine tripe.

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  1. 11 Ways Law School is Just Like High School
  2. Law School Isn’t What Sucks About Law School
  3. The Bar Exam: Before and After
  4. Bitter Vault: Dreaming About Quitting the Law Firm
  5. Misery Loves Company

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I have so little tolerance for and interest in this joke that I wince in anticipation as soon as I see it start to spew out someone’s mouth. I never quite understand why as soon as reference is made to the legal profession, people immediately make jokes belittling it. I don’t mock any of the professionals I encounter that require some kind of specialized degree: doctors, dentists, orthodontists, speech language pathologists, psychologists, psychiatrists, engineers, etc. I’m not sure what it is about the legal profession that draws in this kind of jest.

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  1. What Women Wear to Court
  2. Failing the Bar Exam Can Be a Sticky Situation
  3. A Partner Blows Smoke in My Face
  4. Workaholic of Seven Years Wants to Start Dating Again
  5. The Little Lessons of Law School

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  1. The Little Lessons of Law School
  2. Five Child Stars Turned Lawyers
  3. The Internet Giveth
  4. Flashback
  5. A Partner Blows Smoke in My Face

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