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Last Week’s Best of Bitter Lawyer (December 22, 2012)

The best of the best posts of Bitter Lawyer (from last week).

Last Week’s Best of Bitter Lawyer (December 16, 2012)

8 Not So Awful Things About Finals Five Signs You’re Not Going to Make Partner  In Lieu of What I am Actually Thinking Senior Legal Analysts Wanted The Dumbest Negotiator Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and podcasts.

Last Week’s Best of Bitter Lawyer (December 8, 2012)

The most read posts in the past work week, ending December 7, 2012. Because you wasted time during the week on billable hours, catch up on what you missed. Law Student Time Management 4 Common Types of Law School Exams Karate-Style Trial Objections What Every Bitter Lawyer Wants For Christmas, Part 2 Top 3 Reasons […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts of the Past Week (December 1, 2012)

10 Signs You Are Dressed Unprofessionally I Want to Sound Like a (Hot Female) Attorney The Breakup Battle Why I Am Not a Criminal Defense Attorney, Part 2 Impending Doom of Finals Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and podcasts. Post image […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts of the Past Week (November 24, 2012)

How to Spend Time With Non-Lawyers During the Holidays 4 Reasons for Law Students to be Thankful New York DA’s Former Profession: Porn Star! Bad Experience What’s In Your Wallet? Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and podcasts. Post image from Shutterstock

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts of the Past Week (November 10, 2012)

On Dating in Law School Bitter Vault: Top Signs You Are a Gunner A Nightmare: Swearing In The Best Two Weeks At Work Motions Unlikely to be Granted: The Critter Bar Motion Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and podcasts.

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from the Past Week (November 3, 2012)

The best posts of the week from bitterlawyer.com. Week of November 3, 2012.

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from the Past Week (October 29, 2012)

Motions Unlikely to be Granted: Motion for Fist Fight Law Firm 10, Help Me With My Halloween Costume! The Life Cycle of a Casebook Bieber Fever Woman Serves Chicken Gizzards To Husband, Pays Price Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and podcasts. […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from the Past Week (October 20, 2012)

Motions Unlikely to be Granted 8 Awesome Answers to 8 Stupid Interview Questions Law Schools Want NALP to Lie About Bad Job Market How to Reform the Law School Interview Process A Penile Code Violation Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, comics, videos, and […]

Motions Unlikely to Be Granted

From Bitter Lawyer’s awesome new series of posts: 2 Motions Unlikely to Be Granted. One of these two is real, the other is wishful thinking. (I’m guessing this is the real one. —Ed.) If you’ve come across a hilarious motion — or there’s one you would really like to file — send it to Bitter […]

Law Schools Wish NALP Wasn’t So Accurate About the Job Market

Law schools think the Nat’l Assoc. of Legal Professionals is just being a Negative Nelly about the job market. Today in “You Have Got To Be Shitting Me” news: Law schools have requested that NALP put out a “more positive message” about the job market. James Leipold, who directs the National Association for Legal Professionals (NALP), said […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from the Past Week (October 14, 2012)

5 Bad Reasons To Go To Law School 6 Reasons For 3Ls To Be Happy They Still Don’t Have a Job Bitter Vault: The Real Story On Fake Boobs RadioShack Should Change Its Name To “PornShack“ 6 Useless Legal Services To Offer In Prison Bitterable Mention: A Lawyer’s Wish, a comic by Albert Wang Looking […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from the Past Week (October 6, 2012)

Confirming Letters from My Father, a Lawyer Rejection Letter, in Line Graph Format This Is Why I Am Not a Criminal Defense Attorney Can Being a Lawyer Turn You into a Vampire? Time Lawyer Bitterable Mention: ZoMBiE LaW!! Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than 1,600 articles, […]

Put Your Parenting in Writing

What if you treated your kids like your clients? This letter confirms our discussion yesterday afternoon. Per our conversation, you told me to “lay off” after I inquired about your grades. Notwithstanding the foregoing, I would appreciate your apprising me of your grades as soon as possible. Additionally, in the future please refrain from calling […]

Bitter Lawyer’s Best Posts from Last Week (September 24, 2012)

Porn for Lawyers Bitter Vault: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School 6 Classes You Take Every Semester Shook Hardy & Bacon: A Venn Diagram Real Testimony (September 21, 2012) Honorable Mention: Originalism Solved, a Comic by Albert Wang Looking for more? Start here or dig into the Bitter Lawyer archives, featuring more than […]